Because a couple of subtle scenes is going to push an agenda that will turn the nation pro-homosexuals.
Wednesday, March 15, 2017
Saturday, February 18, 2017
I Fucking Hate Weddings!
If you knew me in real life and follow me on Instagram, you may have seen a wonderful and eventful day that centered around my cousins wedding.
It may seem that I was having fun.
But it was entirely hypocritical!
Every single bit of it!!!
The only ray of wonderful amazing light was the fact that I was decked in a turquoise shirt and vesthi that had very broad gold borders.
Everything else was exhausting, infuriating, pathetic, frustrating and downright annoying.
I helped out... A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did my cousin's makeup and helped her choose her saree and pick out a matching costume jewellery set.
I helped with; menu selection
decor
choosing of songs
coordinating the performers
pre-planning
during pre-wedding rituals
groom's makeup
And MANY MORE!!!
All with a smile but a smile that is worth 10 eyerolls in the back of my head.
Getting jabbed by relatives with annoying probing questions.
Stupid jokes, oh the stupid jokes!
Old uncles with stupid jokes.
Old drunk uncles with stupid jokes.
Old drunk uncles with stupid jokes that I needed to respect.
Old aunties with stupid questions.
Old ugly aunties with stupid questions.
Old ugly aunties with stupid questions that I needed to respect.
Straight cousins.
Straight cousins who take a jab at me getting married next.
Straight cousins who take a jab at me getting married next that I needed to respect.
Lesser known relatives.
Lesser known relatives I had to smile and shake their hands.
Lesser know relatives that I had to smile at, shake their hands and make annoying small talks with.
Unknown relatives.
Unknown relatives I had to pretend to know.
Unknown relatives I had to pretend to know and smile at and shake theirs hands.
Kids I had to pretend to like.
Teenage cousins and nephews I had to exchange awkward stares with.
Just FYI, this is when I am a guest at the wedding.
Now add all that to my cousins wedding along with the following;
Pretending to dance like an uncle when I in actuality I want to move everyone away and show them why at one point people paid to watch me dance!
All while remembering tasks I had to accomplish throughout the wedding, both handed to me with and without my consent.
Sweating because all you do is run across the hall to get something done.
And you don't get to sit and rest for a minute because someone needs you.
Not being able to enjoy food because you were too busy.
Developing a bad breath because of all the work.
Developing BO because of the sweat (even if you have bathed in your designer perfume).
All in the name of marriage.
Something I don't believe in, in the first place.
Just because I know mom and her sister will be heart-broken if I abandoned them.
I FUCKING HATE WEDDINGS!
It may seem that I was having fun.
But it was entirely hypocritical!
Every single bit of it!!!
The only ray of wonderful amazing light was the fact that I was decked in a turquoise shirt and vesthi that had very broad gold borders.
Everything else was exhausting, infuriating, pathetic, frustrating and downright annoying.
I helped out... A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did my cousin's makeup and helped her choose her saree and pick out a matching costume jewellery set.
I helped with; menu selection
decor
choosing of songs
coordinating the performers
pre-planning
during pre-wedding rituals
groom's makeup
And MANY MORE!!!
All with a smile but a smile that is worth 10 eyerolls in the back of my head.
Getting jabbed by relatives with annoying probing questions.
Stupid jokes, oh the stupid jokes!
Old uncles with stupid jokes.
Old drunk uncles with stupid jokes.
Old drunk uncles with stupid jokes that I needed to respect.
Old aunties with stupid questions.
Old ugly aunties with stupid questions.
Old ugly aunties with stupid questions that I needed to respect.
Straight cousins.
Straight cousins who take a jab at me getting married next.
Straight cousins who take a jab at me getting married next that I needed to respect.
Lesser known relatives.
Lesser known relatives I had to smile and shake their hands.
Lesser know relatives that I had to smile at, shake their hands and make annoying small talks with.
Unknown relatives.
Unknown relatives I had to pretend to know.
Unknown relatives I had to pretend to know and smile at and shake theirs hands.
Kids I had to pretend to like.
Teenage cousins and nephews I had to exchange awkward stares with.
Just FYI, this is when I am a guest at the wedding.
Now add all that to my cousins wedding along with the following;
Pretending to dance like an uncle when I in actuality I want to move everyone away and show them why at one point people paid to watch me dance!
All while remembering tasks I had to accomplish throughout the wedding, both handed to me with and without my consent.
Sweating because all you do is run across the hall to get something done.
And you don't get to sit and rest for a minute because someone needs you.
Not being able to enjoy food because you were too busy.
Developing a bad breath because of all the work.
Developing BO because of the sweat (even if you have bathed in your designer perfume).
All in the name of marriage.
Something I don't believe in, in the first place.
Just because I know mom and her sister will be heart-broken if I abandoned them.
I FUCKING HATE WEDDINGS!
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
14th February #eyeroll
Every year V-day just gets a tiny bit more annoying.
And I still haven't fulfilled my wish of watching a horror movie on V-day with a platonic AF friend!
#eyeroll
That's what I am feeling in a nutshell!
Saturday, January 07, 2017
Can Uh???
Several random thoughts,
Can a gay guy refer to a woman as "hot"?
Can a gay guy refer to a woman as "hot"?
Is it only me or do other gay guys stare at women's cleavage?
Is it ok to taste your own cum (TMI?)?
Thursday, January 05, 2017
Happy 2017 + Checklist
2016 was FAH-BU-LOUS for me!!!! No complaints, no regrets, no tears. My stage play doing drag was perhaps, one of the top 10 single best experiences of my entire life!!! And 2016 was perhaps one of the best years of my entire life!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR J!!!
2017 did kick off with a little downer, however I have this feeling, as challenging as 2017 is going to be, it is going to be just as eventful...
Let's pull out the 2016 checklist shall we.
1. PhD; aim for 2018 graduation (this is to get the most out of a scholarship). To be resolved in 2017.
2. Get back to odissi. This is the year I am putting as much effort into it as I possibly can! This still a far away dream. I am definitely continuing my effort to get back into it.
3. Loose more weight! A total of 15kgs! SO CHECK!!!
4. Travel out of the country again. As evident by the third post in 2016, CHECK!!!
5. Get back to fashion. Try something small first. Awww... too bad, didn't start anything.... Let's do this in 2017 shall we?
HAPPY NEW YEAR J!!!
2017 did kick off with a little downer, however I have this feeling, as challenging as 2017 is going to be, it is going to be just as eventful...
Let's pull out the 2016 checklist shall we.
2. Get back to odissi. This is the year I am putting as much effort into it as I possibly can! This still a far away dream. I am definitely continuing my effort to get back into it.
3. Loose more weight! A total of 15kgs! SO CHECK!!!
4. Travel out of the country again. As evident by the third post in 2016, CHECK!!!
5. Get back to fashion. Try something small first. Awww... too bad, didn't start anything.... Let's do this in 2017 shall we?
2 out of 5, cheh, very bad! Damn! But I had fun!
2017 Checklist. Bitch, this year, I better check all FUCKING FIVE!!!!!!!!
I am pulling PhD out of the checklist because timeline isn't something very consistent but I do have a goal for 2017. A FUCKING viva (final exam/evaluation) date HAS TO BE SET in 2018 checklist! IT HAS TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. ODISSI HAS TO HAPPEN THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!! IT JUST HAS TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. As an extension from #1, loose weight! I want to loose 30 kgs this year! YES 30KGS!!!!!!!!!!
3. Yes, get back to fashion, not trying anymore, get back to it!
4. Go meet my friends in different states. Meet CnC, Lifesize Teddy, Crazy Soldier, Confused Gal, GJ Kind Boy and Funny Architect (all of these people live very close to the capital).
5. Started learning sign language early 2016, so, continue it! YouTube is helpful and one or two lessons a week will be very helpful!
A pretty nice list. Let's go J!!!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, December 06, 2016
I Am Converted!
From briefs to boxers!
How come no one told me they'd be comfortable as fuck!!!
Everything hangs nice and uninhibited!
It is breezy!
And I get ones with very soft bands to that it doesn't press down on my skin.
It is amazing!!!
And sexy too!
I'd date me!
Saturday, November 26, 2016
No!
I'm sorry.
I simply do not understand the saree and the tudung (hijab).
Nope!
No!
No!!!
Women in ancient India wore midriff baring sarees!
Saree was worn that way!
No!
My personal opinion.
My personal opinion.
Friday, October 07, 2016
Drag!
I've done drag as an actor 4 times now!
Most likely will be doing it for the fifth time!
FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, September 22, 2016
YEAY!!!!
I finally know how it's like to have a crush again!!!
Way to go heart!!!
YEAY!!!
Sad thing is it keeps crushing on straight guys...
Ughh!!!
Come on!
Differentiate!
You gay!
Like gay!!!
Monday, September 12, 2016
Sometimes
Sometimes it is just unfair,
how some cute AF Indian boy,
ends up with an ugly ass bitch!
Come on God, send me my next heartbreak!
I am dying from being horny all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!
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