No Apologies

I can't help but stare at every man's butt.

When I was younger perhaps I didn't pay as much attention.

But now... I think of a man as attractive only if he can make the back pockets bulge out.

Shorts filling bum in tight pants! FORGET IT!

It doesn't have to stretch out to the point of ruining clothes. I'd appreciate even a visible one that I could cup and run my hands all over.

Is that a gay thing or a me thing?

Perhaps I should say this Just Me, anal sex turns me off. 

At this point, even if I did want to experiment, I don't think I could trust someone enough to do this with. 

And even if I did, I'd be the one taking it in.

But ISTG, men wearing tight boxer shorts, in whatever size. If you got a booty, ooooofff...

I'm so butt-enamoured that I'm turned off by the ones packing up front but carry nothing in the rear. 

I'm at best indifferent towards large cis male appendages despite being a bona fide androsexual.

Not to say that I am altogether apathetic towards the cis male appendage. I love them but I care more about form, curvature, foreskin, cleanliness and its capacity to get excited more than I do its size. The bigger the better is certainly mutually exclusive to my taste.

So why the butt??? Why am I so obsessed?

Sigh, it's crossed over from kink to fetish hasn't it? Good God...

From coronavirus to now butts... What's happening here?!