The One About Muscle Loaded...

My latest possible romantic endeavour Muscle Loaded is being very difficult... Very difficult indeed!!!

Now, what's the deal with this person you may ask...
Ok, here's the 'hoe-down' (I hope that's how it's spelled)...

Muscle Loaded got acquainted with Hdaran during undergraduate days in the capital city. He came into Hdaran's life after Confused Gal's batch of students had entered the university; just when Mr. P had begun to grow fond of her. Hdaran and Muscle Loaded became close, close enough to call it undeclared love. The only reason Hdaran succumbed to this pseudo-relationship was because he was lonely. Mr. P had seemingly found his true love and started ignoring Hdaran, almost shoving Hdaran away from his life. Thank God Hdaran had Life Sized Comfort and Crazy Soldier to fall back on. It did not help, however, that Muscle Loaded and Hdaran were separated by the South China Sea. They had to fall back on keeping in touch through the phone and text messages. They met once. Things took a turn for the worse when Mr. P's pursuit of love did not go as planned with Confused Gal. Mr. P came running back to Hdaran for emotional cushion and comfort. Hdaran was trapped in blind love yet again. And when this was revealed to Muscle Loaded (Hdaran felt like he was two timing Mr. P and Muscle Loaded and it was not fair for either), Muscle Loaded swore to workout, become buff and promiscuous. That was almost a year and a half ago. Muscle Loaded did exactly what he set out to do and succeeded. The two did not keep in touch until December 16th 2010 when Hdaran sent Muscle Loaded a message through an old social networking site which died out.

Muscle Loaded is a lot like Mr. P. Short-tempered and a tad possessive. Indian, whose command of the English is below pre-school level; almost novice-like. Has the same skin tone and that very hairless body (I have seen pictures) like Mr. P. And shares the same mentality Mr. P does; preconceived social notions and conformities that I have tried my best to avoid. For example: people with multiple piercings and tattoos are mobs; you only consume alcohol (of any sort) to get drunk and being a regular club patron is a socially ill activity. Muscle Loaded hails from a small town from a small simple family. Is religious, pretty blindly I must say; this is a person who is promiscuous (unlike Mr. P; the Mr.P I used to know at least, because I know nothing about his predicament status quo), and thinks that it is justified with him being religious making up for it. That, to me, is hypocrisy personified right down to its bare essentials.

But unlike Mr. P, still has so much strong feelings for me that that possessiveness has started to show, and is obligatorily gay. He isn't a football player but there is a reason I named him Muscle Loaded. But what he makes up in love and affection, he loses out on shallow mindset and silly judgments.

ML: So do you still go clubbing.
Hdaran: Occasionally, ya, I do...
ML: OK. So you go there and get all drunk la??
Hdaran: Excuse me???
ML: Ya lah!!! You people will go to the clubs, drink, get all drunk and puke and create havoc. Good good!!!
Hdaran: Can I tell you that I am not that sort to do that. Yes, I probably did that like 4 years ago but I am not 22 anymore!!! For me, going to clubs recently has been more of savouring alcohol and dancing. You know, cocktails, smooth German beers, exquisite wine. Alcohol isn't only for sloshing you know. And going to the clubs isn't about drinking and getting wasted. It's a way of life. A social get-together with my friends. I like to savour my alcohol by the way. It is an art to be able to savour fine wine and good cocktails...
ML: You may be the only person in the world whom thinks consuming alcohol is an art...

I WAS FURIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! When I mentioned this to Cookies and Cakes here was his reaction;

Hdaran: Muscle Loaded said these exact words to me when we were discussing whether I still frequent clubs or not. "You may be the only person in the world whom thinks consuming alcohol is an art..."
CnC: Excuse me? All the dead great wine connoisseurs in the world would've turned in their graves. And Champagne would've gone bankrupt!!! And the Germans wouldn't be so rich producing so much Paulaners!!!
Hdaran: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Owh well, Cookies and Cakes also told me to take it slow. Muscle Loaded needs some time to grow and some influence I can evoke in him to see things from an elevated point of view. If not to justify getting drunk, to enjoy a margarita every now and then, the very least...

Sigh Muscle Loaded, I wish you were here next to me and see what I do these days with my life...