Really BITCH?

My profile picture for the app for sending instant messages via the Internet is a collage of three makeup looks I created.

An acquaintance I recently received a call from was confused if it was really me. She had previously dealt with technical difficulties on her technological device which rendered contact numbers on her list void.

Before her contact numbers could be retrieved, she called to remind me to attend an event and in the conversation that transpired, she came up with comments that tickled me into reality. These were her actual remarks when she couldn't figure out if it was actually me in the collage.

Plebeian acquaintance: "Are you a makeup artist"
J: No
Plebeian acquaintance: Then why are you wearing makeup? Are you a girl? You want to become a girl?
J: .........

And then I realised which part of the world I'm from.

Not that it changes ANYTHING!