It's About Time I Revealed *name will be inserted in the near future*

Since The Wizard, there hasn't really been a person worth mentioning on Just Me. Not until now. 

Description; Brown, chubby, English lit graduate. Sweet, kind, slightly socially awkward and loves playing virtual games. Football fanatic, very agreeable, slightly naive yet attentive and understanding. 

The connection; Past the superficial getting to know each other stage and at the can-we-work-? level. Still don't know how I truly feel about him in terms of a relationship and vice versa (although he did express wanting to be exclusive). Sexually compatible (have hit first base and we 'pop' for each other! Ding ding ding!).

Seems like every time I go around parading the fact that I may have a new man in my life it all snow-slides into oblivion and then, like an unannounced, ripening toe corn, "friend-zone"!!! Which is the reason why I have kept this one under-covers. Even Cookies and Cakes expressed flippant disdain upon my request for a nick-name for this new one. Disdain not due to the absence of his sarcasm boosting muse but due to the fact that even he knew very little of the new man. 

Via Whatsapp;

J: What nick name would you give 'the new man'. The chubby guy I'm seeing at the moment.... 

CnC: Ah? Y? I don't know anything about him. You never talked about him often enough to leave a lasting impression other than he's chubby. And very low profile cos he's in ****. In other words just another closeted brown man in ****. AND in the bigger picture, YOU NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING! Oh Gawd, I'm so crestfallen. Sobz.

Oh the superfluous portrayal of emotion via text! Cookies and Cakes should get, the very least, a Tony! He is however the unofficial name-giver for my conquests, one of which has appeared on Just Me; Sunbear. Upon further discussion Cookies and Cakes declared the following;

CnC: Enough said, HRH has henceforth spoken. The plebeian shall be bestowed with the name of the unbeknownst. Until further notice. 

So until further notice (this is a first on Just Me), the new man shall be called *name will be inserted in the near future*.