Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Dear Just Me

Dear Just Me,

This character has never been mentioned but is Madam R's flesh and blood; her (younger) brother.

It has been barely two months since Madam K kicked the bucket.

As of 17th February 2015, Madam R's brother is no more.

And he too died on an auspicious day and time.

Thank you granduncle.

For being a pillar of strength to the family when you had your strength.

And the memories of you as the strong, steadfast man you once were will be memories I shall carry to the grave.

God, take this soul, this child of yours, protect him and give him Sat-Chit-Anandam (eternal bliss).

Let him be free from karmic dues and be one with you.

I offer my solemn prayer for your soul granduncle.

Hari Om Tat Sath.

Om Shanthi, Shanthi, Shanthi...

Monday, February 16, 2015

It's About Time I Revealed *name will be inserted in the near future*

Since The Wizard, there hasn't really been a person worth mentioning on Just Me. Not until now. 

Description; Brown, chubby, English lit graduate. Sweet, kind, slightly socially awkward and loves playing virtual games. Football fanatic, very agreeable, slightly naive yet attentive and understanding. 
The connection; Past the superficial getting to know each other stage and at the can-we-work-? level. Still don't know how I truly feel about him in terms of a relationship and vice versa (although he did express wanting to be exclusive). Sexually compatible (have hit first base and we 'pop' for each other! Ding ding ding!).

Seems like every time I go around parading the fact that I may have a new man in my life it all snow-slides into oblivion and then, like an unannounced, ripening toe corn, "friend-zone"!!! Which is the reason why I have kept this one under-covers. Even Cookies and Cakes expressed flippant disdain upon my request for a nick-name for this new one. Disdain not due to the absence of his sarcasm boosting muse but due to the fact that even he knew very little of the new man. 

Via Whatsapp;

J: What nick name would you give 'the new man'. The chubby guy I'm seeing at the moment.... 

CnC: Ah? Y? I don't know anything about him. You never talked about him often enough to leave a lasting impression other than he's chubby. And very low profile cos he's in ****. In other words just another closeted brown man in ****. AND in the bigger picture, YOU NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING! Oh Gawd, I'm so crestfallen. Sobz.

Oh the superfluous portrayal of emotion via text! Cookies and Cakes should get, the very least, a Tony! He is however the unofficial name-giver for my conquests, one of which has appeared on Just Me; Sunbear. Upon further discussion Cookies and Cakes declared the following;

CnC: Enough said, HRH has henceforth spoken. The plebeian shall be bestowed with the name of the unbeknownst. Until further notice. 

So until further notice (this is a first on Just Me), the new man shall be called *name will be inserted in the near future*.


Monday, February 09, 2015

Madam K's Send Off

I was in awe at the grandeur of Madam K's send-off.

It wasn't a flashy venue.
There weren't intricate decorations.
No silver cutlery, no Fine China, no table settings.

But I've seen many MANY weddings with more sober celebrations than Madam K's send-off.

The sheer amount of garlands, bouquets, stalks upon stalks of flowers of every conceivable colour. Tamil folk music with firecrackers.
The sea of people that crowded the land surrounding Madam K's kampung house (wooden house on stilts).
Rituals, steps, prayers and customs were done so meticulously with no room for error.

I didn't shed tears, for the most part at least, because it seemed ridiculous. She was old, senile, amnesiac, incontinent, bed-ridden, on a liquid diet AND suffering. I actually heaved a sigh of relief that her epic life saw the resolution it needed. Her karmas washed away via physical suffering the past year. I celebrated her death! Of course I shed a couple of tears when they were reeling her coffin into the electric incinerator only because that was my last goodbye to her (certainly promising her that'll we'll meet again in the astral plane).

All the children and grandchildren observed a month long vegetarian diet which also included abstinence from alcohol and attending any form of parties.

We were also forbidden to enter temples and participate in holy rituals for the month only because it was a respectable mourning period.

It was also decided that Thaipusam would be forgone as it followed too soon after her death.

According to the undertaker, since she had passed on such an auspicious time, it is believed that being a guardian angel, she would look after us as an enlightened soul.

He suggested that all her children keep a part of her in their homes in the form of her hand print done on a white cloth with turmeric paste.


In loving memory of Madam K.
(unknown - 2015)